Grumpy. Welcoming. Don’t ask how it works.

GOB Tribe are something of an enigma — equal parts unfriendly and oddly hospitable. Expect a grunt on arrival… followed by tea and biscuits if you stick around long enough.

They’re home to some of the Wastes’ most notorious games, including the Legendary Hook-a-Poo (and if you haven’t tried it yet, you’ve clearly been surviving in the wrong apocalypse).

Step in, take your chances, and see how you get on.

You might get a smile. Don’t count on it.